Misery (Fat Mans) East / West Forks | Zion East Side

Canyoneering Misery (Fat Mans) East / West Forks - Zion East Side Canyoneering Misery (Fat Mans) East / West Forks

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Wed Sunny. High near 68, with temperatures falling to around 62 in the afternoon. East wind around 9 mph.
68° | na°
Thu Sunny. High near 64, with temperatures falling to around 58 in the afternoon. East wind around 9 mph.
64° | 39°
Fri A chance of rain after 5pm. Partly sunny, with a high near 60. East southeast wind 3 to 10 mph. Chance of precipitation is 40%.
60° | 39°
Sat Showers and thunderstorms before 5pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 49. New rainfall amounts between a half and three quarters of an inch possible.
49° | 41°
Sun Mostly sunny, with a high near 53.
53° | 32°
RATING: 3B
CURRENT CFS: Getting current CFS.... Full Details
SEASON: Spring, Summer, Fall
RAPPELS: 2-5 to 12 m ( 40 ft. )
WATER: A few pools. Wetsuits required in all but the hottest times.
FLASHFLOOD: High
Wed Sunny. High near 68, with temperatures falling to around 62 in the afternoon. East wind around 9 mph.
68° | na°
Thu Sunny. High near 64, with temperatures falling to around 58 in the afternoon. East wind around 9 mph.
64° | 39°
Fri A chance of rain after 5pm. Partly sunny, with a high near 60. East southeast wind 3 to 10 mph. Chance of precipitation is 40%.
60° | 39°
Sat Showers and thunderstorms before 5pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 49. New rainfall amounts between a half and three quarters of an inch possible.
49° | 41°
Sun Mostly sunny, with a high near 53.
53° | 32°
Jason in the final Misery slot
Jason in the final Misery slot
East Fork Slot Section
East Fork Slot Section

Misery, or Fat Man's Misery as it is often referred to, is one canyon that definitely does NOT live up to its name. This is one of my favorites in Zion. Though the hike starts in the park, the technical section is outside of the park, so no permit is necessary, it has enough length to keep the gumbies out, and the scenery is about as good as it gets without being particularly technical or difficult. Absolutely a must do!

The first time I did Misery, I did the West Fork the first day, and the East Fork the next day. Surprisingly, probably 90%+ of people that do Misery do the West Fork. It has a slightly shorter approach and more rappels than the East Fork, BUT is much less scenic. If your only going to do one fork, do the East Fork. It has several stunning slot sections, and includes the spectacular slot section below the confluence that the West Fork also visits.

The canyons dumps into Parunaweep, which is similar to the Narrows in its beauty and scale, though far enough from the beaten path you aren't likely to see others. With an early start before the heat, this is a good canyon to do in the summer, spending the hot part of the day in the slot and Parunaweep, then making the exit hike in the evening.

Note: This canyon seems to have quite varied times. My trips were between 5-8 hours with a small group of reasonably fit hikers (5 for west fork, about 8 for east fork), but some groups take 12 (or more) hours. The west fork is about 9 miles round trip, the east fork about 11. I recommend small, reasonably fit groups or plan for a long day. The hike out can be brutal on hot days.
Warning: You have to walk down the East Fork of the Virgin River for about 10 minutes for the exit. Above about 75 or 100 CFS, this could be a bit tricky. It is rarely above those levels, but check the USGS guage before going.
Another East Fork Slot Section
Another East Fork Slot Section
Jason in the east fork
Jason in the east fork

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